I treated my body like a machine throughout college and a few years beyond graduation. Trying in vain to stretch out my ability to play my sport well beyond what was suggested by my doctors and athletic trainers left me with muscles and joints that knot up faster than the average boy scout could tie them.
So thus I find myself in a constant battle to keep my muscles fluid, flexible, and therefore functional. It’s not rare to see me sitting in a chair with a high back wriggling around trying to find a way to work out a knot on my upper back with a pointy part of the chair. Like I’m doing right now. In public. Oops. I should stop, I’m starting to get weird looks. I kind of look like this little guy: Pole Dancing Bear.
I’m going to let you in on one of my secrets to getting out muscle knots. I won’t bore you with the gritty details because this device is highly technical, complicated, and complex….OK, I lied. It’s foam molded into a cylinder shape.

If you’ve had issues with muscle knots and tightness and/or can’t afford a regular visit to your friendly neighborhood massage therapist then I highly recommend trying this sucker out. It costs around $20 and with regular use will help you control your muscle tightness. There’s a great article in this magazine which explains much better than I ever could about how this works and why muscle knots suck. Don’t get me wrong, using a foam roller HURTS (hurts real bad). But it feels so good at the same time. Yep call me crazy, call me a crazy foam rolling lunatic. But try this foam roller once along the length of your entire back and you’ll thank me.
Got your muscles at peace? Now share the love with your tummy with the nooks and crannies of English muffins! I’ve been seeing a few geniuses around the blog world making these bad boys and I just had to make some for myself. Trust me, after you make these you will never go back to store bought.
Lazy Girl English Muffins
(inspired by Wing It Vegan)
Makes three, but double it if you please and freeze the rest for later
1 cup whole wheat flour
1/4 cup old-fashioned oats ground into a flour
1 Tbsp brown sugar
1/2 tsp salt
3/4 tsp yeast
1/2 cup soy milk or water (nuke in microwave until it reaches about 110°F)
1 Tbsp olive oil (optional for you fat-free freaks. j/k I still love you)
Mix all ingredients in a bowl small enough to fit in your microwave (more on that later) for two minutes or until everything is well mixed.
Nuke 1 mug of water in the microwave for about 2 minutes or until boiling. Place dough in the microwave keeping the mug with the boiling water in it and close the door (now your microwave is a warm moist environment perfect for the care and feeding of yeast). Set the kitchen timer for 30 minutes or 20 minutes if you’re really important and got stuff to do.

Heat up large skillet over low heat and spray with a non-stick spray or olive oil. Divide dough into three pieces and shape each into a four inch diameter disc (hockey puck style). Put a couple Tbsp of corn meal into a shallow dish and dunk dough in corn meal, coating each side. Cook muffins in pan for about 8-10 minutes each side or until they start turning brown.

Divide with fork.
Place in toaster.
Fill nooks and crannies with your favorite toppings.
Devour.
Repeat as necessary.

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June 10, 2009 at 7:55 pm
miss v
i’m checking out the foam roller right now… i have chronic back pain from knots… thanks for sharing!
oooh please be super careful with your back! you might want to consider warming up first before rolling out and then lightly stretching. backs can be tricky beasts and I don’t want you to aggravate it!
June 10, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Diann
I remember these muffins and have printed out the recipe to try. You gave such a great review!
June 11, 2009 at 11:30 am
Vegan_Noodle
I keep trying to rub a knot out of my upper back, so maybe I should look into one of those. The english muffins looks great! I’ve always wanted to try making some.
June 11, 2009 at 1:37 pm
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June 12, 2009 at 8:07 am
Katrina (gluten free gidget)
I found a gluten free version of this. (sort of… it’s for hamburger buns, but same idea) I’m thinking about trying it this weekend.
http://joannsgfrecipes.blogspot.com/2009/04/lizs-gluten-free-microwave-buns.html
June 12, 2009 at 8:08 am
Katrina (gluten free gidget)
PS- have you ever made chocolate mug cake? It’s a super easy microwave recipe!
June 13, 2009 at 2:17 am
Vegetation
I’ve never made my own english muffins before. But seeing as you have lazy girl one’s I should really give it a try. They look amazing!
June 24, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Ashley
Okay I just might have to make these today! I’ve wanted to make english muffins forever and need something to eat my avocado off of! Plus they’re whole wheat? Excellent.
June 24, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Ashley
Okay just made these for lunch! I shouldn’t have eaten 2… so full now! I made them as per your directions except I used oat bran instead of ground oats. Delicious! The insides weren’t holey like regular English muffins (maybe I messed up or maybe that’s just the way they are) but I cut one in half, toasted it and put butter on it. Sooooooooooooooo good I love the texture.
Hey! Glad you tried them out and liked them! I agree with you…I find the insides won’t be as holey just because you are using 100% whole wheat flour. If you are gentle with them on the frying pan (after they rise) the air inside the dough should make a decent amount of holes but never enough to duplicate a muffin made with white flour.
July 24, 2009 at 4:29 am
Zoé
Oh, this looks great. I really love you blog!
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